September 2012
kkristenbell:
#nomakeup #nofilter #noonecares
Cosmo sex tip #368
cosmo-sex-tips:
Pour Diet Coke into your vagina and tape Mentos to his dick for a real sexplosion.
“Go after her. Fuck, don’t sit there and wait for her to call. Go after her...”
– Harvey Milk (via evocative-eloquence)
Me : Glance at text
Me : Reply 6 hours later
yyeehaw:
exercise? more like extra fries.
i like my men unattainable and out of my league
August 2012
tyrannia:
in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
jasmine-blu:
toxic-ponies:
friendly reminder taylor swift and adele are the same age and one of them is married and pregnant while the other is still mentally stuck in middle school
omg
me: does a 30 minute jog
me: ok where my hot bod at
its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
“I am a lover without a lover. I am lovely and lonely and I belong deeply to...”
– Warsan Shire (via loveyourchaos)
envyadams:
think about how many pizza slices you’ve probably consumed over the course of your lifetime
pupbutt:
no words to even describe how much I prefer cold weather over hot weather
mareeps:
still not sure what exactly math is
