March 2012
mickjiggles:
Why does everyone associate heavy metal with Satan? For all we know Satan would like smooth jazz.
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
5 weeks ago: temple run
4 weeks ago: cinnamon challenge
3 weeks ago: yolo
2 weeks ago: kony
1 week ago: draw something
This week: Hunger Games
reactivating:
I have this disease called unattractive
